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07/21/08
New Site Design
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-Illegalthreads.com Staff
04/10/08
Contest for March
Well, March has come and gone, so that means we should have handled the Myspace contest by now.
We're a little late on that, plus we're not running a contest for April (more on that soon or read our blog at http://www.myspace.com/illegalthreads), so to make up for it, we're upgrading the runnerup prizes.
Everybody who won gets something this month, so I've contacted all the winners tonight and we'll see what they want over the next couple days and get that out to them.
Thanks to everyone who played, and if you'd like to know when the next contest is, just friend us on Myspace!
-The Illegal Threads Team
01/13/08
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
For those who don't yet know the new Futurama movie "Benders Big
Score" comes with an extra feature on the DVD, a full 22 minute long
episode of "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad", which is as it originally
aired.
This original episode is arguably better than the movie itself! We can
only hope it will get syndicated here on 21st century TV for us all to
enjoy.
I've watched this full episode four times now, and though I don't
remember anything I always awaken feeling refreshed.
Now I've been hearing some rumblings on the Internet about this
episode, which by the way, is 3H312 "Amazon Adventure" quite possibly
one of the most exciting episodes ever produced. Some people have
called it "boring" and even claimed they couldn't sit though it all!
How anyone could even get up at all right in the middle of Everybody
Loves Hypnotoad without the direct instruction of the Glorious
Hypnotoad is beyond me.
Below is the full episode in all it's glory for your viewing pleasure if you
haven't been graced by his benevolent gaze.
Everybody
Loves Hypnotoad
I've also taken the opportunity to disprove any claims of "boredom" by
recording the times of every event in the entire 22 minute episode,
which proves there's a mere 16 minutes and one second of the actual
Hypnotoad, not nearly enough screen time for the Glory of the
Hypnotoad! All should bring glory to the Hypnotoad.
Once you've complete the episode you may wish to know what you just
enjoyed, so here it is for you to experience pleasant feelings in
relation to.
**WARNING - SPOILERS - REMEMBER ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD**
Start Transmission - 0:00 - 0:02
Into Sequence - 0:02 - 0:52
Title Screen - 00:52 - 00:55
Scene Change - House - 0:55 - 0:59
Switch Position - Audience Laughter - 1:09 - 1:11
Written by Hypnotoad - 1:20 - 1:24
Directed by hypnotoad - 1:26 - 1:30
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD - 1:32 - 1:36
Consulting Producer The Hypnotoad - 1:38 - 1:42
Hypnosound Fade Out - Audience Aawwww - 3:15 - 3:20
Hypnosound On - Audience Appluase - 3:21 - 3:25
Scene change - Dineria - Speed Dating Tonight - 3:26 - 3:30
Bumper Ad for Everybody Loves Hypnotoad - 7:06 - 7:09
Ad - Gary's All Purpose Music - 7:09 - 7:17
Ad - Torgo's Powder - Apply Directly To the Buttocks - 7:17 - 7:24
Ad - Calorie Substance - 7:24 - 7:29
Hypnotoad Endorses Calorie Substance - 7:29 - 7:31
Guests of Hypnotoad - Cragmont Human Cage - 7:31 -7:36
Scene Change - House - 7:37 - 7:39
Calorie Substance Endorsement - Left eye - 8:26 - 8:34
Calorie Substance Endorsement - Right eye - 8:36
Scene Change - House - 10:06 - 10:20
Hypnotoad - 10:20
House Scene Change - 10:20 - 10:23
House Scene Change - 11:50 - 11:53
Gun Shot, The Hypnotoad Lost! - Audience Gasp - 11:53 - 11:56
Hypnotoad Returns - Audience Golf Clap - 11:56 - 12:00
Fade to Black - 13:41 - 13:43
Ad - Hypnotoad Season 1 DVD - 13:43 - 13:52
Never Before Seen - 13:52 - 13:54
Commentary Voice Over - 13:54 - 13:56
Commentary Video - Writers and Directors Innermost Thoughts! - 13:56 - 13:59
Outtake Voice Over - 14:00 - 14:02
Outtake - 14:02 - 14:05
Outtake - Cut and Laughter - 14:05 - 14:08
Ad - Hypnotoad Season 1 DVD - May Cause Internal Bleeding - 14:09 - 14:10
Morbo - Sneak Peak - 14:10 - 14:17
Diagnosis Hypnosis - Sneak Peak - Scene Change Hospital - 14:17 - 14:21
Diagnosis Hypnosis - Sneak Peak - 14:21 - 14:23
Scene Change - House - 14:24 - 14:25
Shimmer Out - 14:43 - 14:44
Zito Bros. Trapeze Academy - 14:44 - 14:52
Far Hypnotoad - 14:52 - 15:10
Shimmer Back In - 15:10 - 15:13
Clang! - Closeup - 17:33 - 17:35
Scene Change - Dinerina - Night - 17:37 - 17:39
Count down - 20:12 - 20:38
Sorry - 20:38 - 20:41
Count Down - 20:41 - 21:50
Start Slow Fade to White - 21:01 - 21:50
Next Time Voice Over - 21:52 - 21:55
End - 21:59
-Krylen
12/24/07
Shiny new toys.
As you can see, We've made a few changes.
We're constantly trying to improve our site to better our users' experience. We know you've got a lot of choices when it comes to online vendors, so we're always looking for anything we can do to improve your shopping experience. Happy Holidays, and thank you for shopping Illegal Threads.
-The Illegal Threads Development Team
