"Because You Just Lost Your Shirt."
The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date!(Or... nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader!)
Hand over your email address here and you may start receiving personal communication from the our alien friends that control the universe, directly to you! Well, maybe not, but you'll be able to enter contests, get updates and even special discount codes! You may even get access to shirts so illegal, you'll have to pick them up alone in a dark parking lot... Remember to bring cash.
