Treknology: Transporter

Better living through trecknology! the best futurist catch phrase since "Better living through science!".

There's no better way to let others know you'd rather be in the 24th century than by wearing this awesome shirt. Well, I suppose you could wear a shirt that said "I'd rather be in the 24th century" but it still wouldn't be nearly as stylish as our cool shirt! ("I'd rather be in the 24th century" shirt coming soon!) That's right Beam yourself some style today! and by "Beam" I mean "Buy", and it won't be transported via a matter energy conversion matrix, but rather by a cardboard delivery carrier conversion service, or "shipping" as it's called in this century. But our primitive technology will only delay the arrival of your awesome shirt, which in itself heralds the coming of much better technology, or "treknology".

Yes, with this shirt you'll be the envy of all your friends who are also Star Trek fans, and we're willing to bet more of your friends are Star Trek fans than will admit to such. Perfect for Star Trek conventions where everyone will actually get the joke! Also an excellent item for comic cons, anime conventions, sci-fi conventions, gaming conventions, and generally any place nerds tend to gather, computer stores, the MIT flea market, and any place they combine beer with space travel.

This shirt is also available in the gift shop on your left when you exit the transporter room.