Pirate Vs. Ninja Faceoff

The eternal struggle of pirates vs ninjas, now on a cool shirt for you to wear. Both pirates and ninjas agree, this awesome shirt is one of the best ways for you to celebrate their endless rivalry. Of course, the best way to celebrate this rivalry would be to lay down ones life in the pursuit of victory for their chosen side, but this way is significantly more stylish, not to mention less painful. We painstakingly sought our real pirates and ninjas to ask them their option of our homage to their struggle, and here is what they had to say:

Anonymous Ninja: "I find this garment an acceptable depiction of our ancestry's struggle with the dreaded pirate scourge"

Drunken Pirate: "Ye be sharing a bottle of rum on ye tab if ye be wantin' me to be answerin' any of yer questions!"

Several bottles of rum later we believe he gave us an answer, which may or may not have involved wenches, but by then we had blacked out, and remember little else other than waking up in hay loft with a woman we had never seen before, but will be paying child support to from now on. Yes, both pirates and ninja's agree, this cool shirt is the one to own no matter which side you support, may their timeless battle be forever memorialized on your shirt.