Pirate Vs. Ninja Babies

Have you ever wondered how the great rivalry between pirates and ninjas started? We didn't. But we had to listen to the long winded story anyway, and in the process we learned a valuable lesson. Never try to console a down in the dumps pirate who's just lost a contest to a ninja, by the fifth swig of rum he'll be rambling on about his life's story and you'll be wishing you had sat the with the silent ninja.

The upshot was after we polished off that last bottle of rum we stumbled out onto the town looking for wenches! (pirates are definitely more fun than ninjas). Oh, also we ended up with this shirt, which tells the story of how the great rivalry began in a much more easily digestible manner.

Yes this awesome shirt tells the story of how long ago, pirates and ninjas were brothers, until the day when their competition began. Some say it was ninjas who struck the first blow, others claim it was pirates who robbed the ninjas of their precious blocks in the first place!

The truth may never been known, but you can commemorate the event by wearing it everywhere you go! Let strangers know how important this timeless rivalry is to you, show off to your friends your in depth knowledge of the great pirate vs ninja quagmire. Not to mention, this makes a perfect gift for those with a little pirate or ninja on the way. That's right, indoctrinate them early with the cute shirt that ensures the endless rivalry of pirates and ninjas will be as important to them, as it is to you.