Key to Happiness

It's true what they say, money cannot by happiness. So settle for the next best thing, booze! That's right, money can buy you beer, but without a way to get past it's glass prison and free the sweet nectar inside you'll be doomed to fall into a sobering depression, or is that a depressing sobering? Either way you'll need a key.. a key to happiness! Yes this awesome t-shirt will let others know that you may not have discovered the fountain of youth, but you have discovered a path to nearly endless happiness, at least until the hangover in the morning. Keep a reminder on your shirt at all times of your only escape from the horrors of reality.

To beer! the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.