Out of my way! I'm a motorist!

This classic quote is one that you probably won't get, in fact no one probably will, which is what makes this awesome shirt so incredibly cool. In fact, I'll bet you are racking your brain right now trying to figure out where that quote could possibly be from, I'll also wager it's somehow familiar. How about that sweet image? well that's from the New York Public Library's public domain archive. The image is from a turn of the century advertisement for "Black and White Cigars", yes, it's the ten cent cigar for only five cents! Virtually unaltered this image was just as old timey awesome then, as it is today, except back then it was "current timey awesome", as it hadn't yet become the past. The only addition to this "awesome of it's own accord" shirt is the marvelous quote, which is the first thing that popped into our heads when first gazing upon it's splendor.

Yes, that quote you know you've heard but couldn't think of it from the most classic of classics, The Simpsons. Remember the episode where Mr. Burns becomes independent? the first time he drives himself home? The classic scene where Mr. Burns tears around town, nearly running over women and children, running down stop signs and knocking over fire hydrants. What does he shout out the window as he nearly crushes a woman with her baby? honking his horn he exclaims "Out of my way! I'm a motorist!". What better way could there possibly be to exclaim your old timey exuberance for your propensity towards vehicular manslaughter? Ah Mr. Burns, we have so much to learn from you about being older than dirt, a complete madman, and richer than sin.

As Chief Wiggum would say: "That's some nice reckless driving there Mr. B!"