Body By Hostess

Show off the stuff you're made of with this cool shirt. Honesty really is the best policy, so when someone asks you "Hey, how did you manage to get a body like that?" make it clear, you couldn't have gotten a body like that one without the help of those delicious little Hostess snack cakes. With sponsorships everywhere these days you can only hope wearing this awesome shirt day in and day out will eventually lead to free Hostess snack cakes showing up in the mail. If not, we encourage you to write to Hostess, demand satisfaction, and let them know how their addictive little sugar treats have changed your life.

Aside from predominantly displaying the monosaturated mitigation of your momentary misanthropic malice, this awesome shirt will also associate you with the likes of some of the great stars of out time. Tiger woods, LeBron James, Michael Phelps, they all have enormous sponsorship deals and so could you! er, sort of. Though in your case, instead of collecting money, you'd invest it, and the only benefit would be your own shapely exterior. But you'd be wearing your sponsor's corporate logo on your shirt, just like the greats!

So join the elite today! You may not be able to Hit a hole in one, Dunk from a third of the way down the court, or swim faster than two sharks tied together, but you too can have the t-shirt that proudly proclaims: "I sold out!"