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For those who deserve it...and actually know what this is...

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.

ROT26 DMCA Violation

Darth Vader: Ah-ha!

Darth Vader: Ah-ha!

I am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda. I have come for my son Akeem. You are not Akeem! And who are you?

If you have no idea what's going on here then you need to see this...

It actually changes meaning depending on the color you choose...

Cold War Unicorns

Illegal Executable Prime

First Illegal Executable Prime

Generated by Phil Carmody in March 2001 this 1811 digit prime number is a binary representation of a non-compressed executable program that produces the famous DeCSS ...

Optical Illusion

Haha, "Deep Throat" get it?
...What do you mean no?

Makes a perfect gift for her... or him.

They judge no one.

Ladies... I call this, the "yard stick"

Will Work For Fuel

Awww crap... I can't decide what to wear to the club.

The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

It's the administration that's sweeping the nation!

Hey, it's better than the potato sack.

Blend in at those dinner parties...

Hello.
How are you?
Have you been alright, through all those lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely nights
That's what I'd say.
I'd tell you everything, if you'd pick up that telephone yeah yeah yea...

David Bowie Will Never Die

Physicists

Show your support for your favorite branch of science with our Physicists shirt! Weather you are a Higgs Boson fan, or your favorite is Symmetry Breaking, every Physicists fan will love ...

Uh, yea... I'm looking to party?

First Illegal Prime

First Illegal Prime

Generated by Phil Carmody in March 2001 this 1905 digit prime number is a binary representation of a gzip archive of the famous DeCSS decryption algorithm which can be used to c...

Natural Selection

Doctor in Waiting Room:Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research...

Don't Arrest This Guy

You are not blind

Less Invasions More Equations

Oh Captain, My Captain

By the looks of it, I'm guessing that his ship has sailed...jeez.

Maybe you'd rather see our entire collection?

Physicists - Pictures!

I finally ordered one of the Physicist shirts for myself, something I've been meaning to do since we got this awesome shirt in the store. The shirts came out great! I can't tell you how

Party in my tummy

There's a party in my tummy! So yummy so yummy!

It's the administration that's sweeping the nation!

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